Adult burger for Valentine’s Day

Sexy foods — or, at least, foods deemed as sexy by couples desperate to spice up their love lives — include chocolate-covered strawberries, filet mignon, and raw oysters. The sexy foods list does not include the Whopper, Burger King’s menu centerpiece. No one eats a Whopper and thinks, “Oh, yeah, let’s dim the lights,” unless they’re going down for a nap to sleep off a stomachache.
The meal, available at Burger King’s Israel locations, reportedly comes with two Whoppers, two orders of fries, and two beers — presumably because one might need a little buzz to feel frisky after consuming fast food. To seal the deal, each box contains an “adult toy.” These Adults Meals are available only on Valentine’s Day after 6 p.m., and customers must be 18 years old to purchase. Hopefully this marketing gimmick will not inspire a legion of George Costanza-esque deviants who like to merge sex and beef consumption into one act.